Well, I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day, and honestly, I don't celebrate it. However, I do find the wit and humor of "anti-Valentine's Day" greeting cards and gifts quite entertaining.
Here are a few Etsy sellers who make me giggle when it comes to Valentine gifts that are sorta--er--off the beaten path. If you enjoy the humor in them, I encourage you to get to their shops immediately, as some of these items were sold out today (luckily, they relisted)!:

Courtesy of maybeyoushoulddie
Crappy Valentines Day Pinback Button

Courtesy of incraftwetrust
Poison Skull - Heart-Shaped Resin Necklace

Courtesy of stoopidgerl
The Anti Valentine --- Button Trio

Courtesy of loveevol

Courtesy of elladean
Finally, if you're into music, which I am, you might want to tune in to WYEP 91.3 FM Pittsburgh for their Anti-Valentine's Day Show on February 13th. You can even submit your favorite anti-Valentine's Day song for possible inclusion into the program!
So there you go readers. That being said, I'm out. It's a busy day today. Enjoy the rest of the weekend!